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shootthatlove:

do you ever wonder what you’d be into if you didn’t start reading weirdly kinky fic when you were like 12

(via bourgeois-bullshit)

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, via monxroe)

melisaki:

The studio of Clio Newton
photo by sea kay, 2011
sunnyinwisconsin:

colossaltitan:

calypso53:

one of my favorite things about hiking is when i come across a strange structure deep in the woods and am left to wonder how and why and when

how: demons. why: demon portal. when: 5 pm demon time

it’s always 5pm demon time, somewhere

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

(via monxroe)

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

image

(Source: collxxn, via wasted--kitten)

lost-moonlight:

s0-fragile:

sad-rad-and-fab:

thistimeitsuptoyou:

We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….

He kissed her senseless

(Source: theflavourofyourlips, via imthedevilbitch)

420dongsquad:

where can i buy this